Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My vagina just clenched in fear
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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