Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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