His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
