Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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