If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Life without a bra equals bliss.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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