Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize