yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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