Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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