i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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