so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
