i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
So vagazzling was a success
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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