you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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