Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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