If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize
