Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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