I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i barfeds in our rink
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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