I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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