I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Someone came in the potted fern
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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