Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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