My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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