i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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