the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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