carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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