okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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