Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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