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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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