The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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