My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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