You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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