We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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