That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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