btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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