ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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