Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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