in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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