Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you never un-have a 4some
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