ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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