Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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