You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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