brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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