everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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