3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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