you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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