the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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