She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
it's great music for shaving your balls
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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