Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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