hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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