we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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