Say something about gay babies.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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