ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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