this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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