Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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