i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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