Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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