come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i dont even know how to be here
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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