That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We smell like vodka and hangover
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